I just spent many many many hours going through the porkzilla pile and picked out a few of the porkchops for you to chew on. I left the cheap cuts there, and only picked out the multi-BILLION dollar ones. Remember as you browze through that these dollar amounts are EXTRAS. This doesn't count the amounts in the regular budget. You will notice a definite priority problem when you compare $$$ of the various cuts of meat. Some of the chops are a LOT BIGGER and JUICIER than others. And now, without further ado, I give you PORKULUS!
Rural Housing Service $11,472,000,000
Periodic Censuses and Programs, $1,000,000,000. we just HAVE to find more Demoncraps. I know they're out there somewhere.
Broadband Technology Opportunities Program, $4,700,000,000
Office of Justice Programs $2,800,000,000
Community Oriented Policing Services $1,000,000,000
National Aeronautics and Space Administration $1,000,000,000
National Science Foundation $2,500,000,000
DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE $4,540,000,000
DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE--CIVIL $4,550,000,000
DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY $27,200,000,000 mostly having to do with "green" energy, of
course!
Defense Environmental Cleanup $5,127,000,000
Bonneville Power Administration Borrowing
Authority $3,250,000,000
GENERAL SERVICES ADMINISTRATION $5,550,000,000 not less
than $4,500,000,000 shall be available for measures necessary to convert GSA facilities to High-Performance Green Buildings, Provided further, That not less than $5,000,000,000 of the funds provided under this heading shall be obligated by September 30, 2010. What in Hell is the big hurry on this one?
U.S. Customs and Border Protection $600,000,000 Cheap fucks! I wouldn't have minded seeing this one even higher.
State and Tribal Assistance Grants $6,400,000,000
DEPARTMENT OF LABOR $4,800,000,000
DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES $2,500,000,000
National Institutes of Health $11,100,000,000
children and families services programs $3,150,000,000
National Coordinator for Health Information Technology $2,000,000,000-see below for a short explanation, you won't like this one!
Education for the Disadvantaged $13,000,000,000 hmmm, Chicago and places like it? Can you say ACORN?
Special Education $12,200,000,000
Student Financial Assistance $15,840,000,000
Federal Highway Administration $29,000,000,000
Federal Railroad Administration $9,300,000,000
Federal Transit Administration $6,900,000,000
DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT $14,600,000,000 payback for the ACORN voters?
STATE FISCAL STABILIZATION FUND DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION $53,600,000,000
This isn't even $300,000,000,000 worth, so it is about 1/3 of the total. No one will EVER get me to believe they read this monstrocity before they voted. I will call them a frigging LIAR right to their face if they even think about it! You should see all the pages having to do with Health Information Technology. Shit, there has to be 50 of them. Not good, not anywhere near good. If anyone has, oh, let's say, um, 48 hours to waste, you might be able to read most of the important parts. If you have less time than that, I would still recommend that you follow this link and at least get a feel for what this thing is. Be afraid, be VERY afraid! Oh, and just so you know, the crap I have listed here is going to cost you, your spouse, and each of your kids and grand kids and their kids and grand kids $1,000.00 EACH! That's JUST the crap I listed here! Triple that and well, you get the picture. Hey, unborn generations, how you like us now? I'm so pissed!
Well, I'm about beat! I need some shut-eye and I need it bad. I also need a good stiff drink or three, and I wouldn't mind having a liberal hanging around to beat on either. What ever I end up doing, I am not staying here. Good night!
Rural Housing Service $11,472,000,000
Periodic Censuses and Programs, $1,000,000,000. we just HAVE to find more Demoncraps. I know they're out there somewhere.
Broadband Technology Opportunities Program, $4,700,000,000
Office of Justice Programs $2,800,000,000
Community Oriented Policing Services $1,000,000,000
National Aeronautics and Space Administration $1,000,000,000
National Science Foundation $2,500,000,000
DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE $4,540,000,000
DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE--CIVIL $4,550,000,000
DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY $27,200,000,000 mostly having to do with "green" energy, of
course!
Defense Environmental Cleanup $5,127,000,000
Bonneville Power Administration Borrowing
Authority $3,250,000,000
GENERAL SERVICES ADMINISTRATION $5,550,000,000 not less
than $4,500,000,000 shall be available for measures necessary to convert GSA facilities to High-Performance Green Buildings, Provided further, That not less than $5,000,000,000 of the funds provided under this heading shall be obligated by September 30, 2010. What in Hell is the big hurry on this one?
U.S. Customs and Border Protection $600,000,000 Cheap fucks! I wouldn't have minded seeing this one even higher.
State and Tribal Assistance Grants $6,400,000,000
DEPARTMENT OF LABOR $4,800,000,000
DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES $2,500,000,000
National Institutes of Health $11,100,000,000
children and families services programs $3,150,000,000
National Coordinator for Health Information Technology $2,000,000,000-see below for a short explanation, you won't like this one!
Education for the Disadvantaged $13,000,000,000 hmmm, Chicago and places like it? Can you say ACORN?
Special Education $12,200,000,000
Student Financial Assistance $15,840,000,000
Federal Highway Administration $29,000,000,000
Federal Railroad Administration $9,300,000,000
Federal Transit Administration $6,900,000,000
DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT $14,600,000,000 payback for the ACORN voters?
STATE FISCAL STABILIZATION FUND DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION $53,600,000,000
This isn't even $300,000,000,000 worth, so it is about 1/3 of the total. No one will EVER get me to believe they read this monstrocity before they voted. I will call them a frigging LIAR right to their face if they even think about it! You should see all the pages having to do with Health Information Technology. Shit, there has to be 50 of them. Not good, not anywhere near good. If anyone has, oh, let's say, um, 48 hours to waste, you might be able to read most of the important parts. If you have less time than that, I would still recommend that you follow this link and at least get a feel for what this thing is. Be afraid, be VERY afraid! Oh, and just so you know, the crap I have listed here is going to cost you, your spouse, and each of your kids and grand kids and their kids and grand kids $1,000.00 EACH! That's JUST the crap I listed here! Triple that and well, you get the picture. Hey, unborn generations, how you like us now? I'm so pissed!
Well, I'm about beat! I need some shut-eye and I need it bad. I also need a good stiff drink or three, and I wouldn't mind having a liberal hanging around to beat on either. What ever I end up doing, I am not staying here. Good night!
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